This is a beautiful example of analytic thinking arriving at nonobvious solutions from general assumptions. You can be on my project team anytime.

Under-read...?

I was, and still am, amazed at the Kids filmmakers’ assertion that most of the dialogue was indeed written by (then-unknown) Harmony Korine — and wasn’t, say, polished by a pro or improvised on-set.

Yes, I’m also sad that Michelle Monaghan never answers my letters.

No sneers about Funny People from me. It’s the Persona of movies about comedians.

Okay, then I’m going to start calling out all the porn stars who constantly DM my Twitter! See how they like that!

“Most people who write memoirs wait until it is too late, when old age has dulled their feelings and blurred their memories. I was lucky to write my memoirs halfway through my life, when memories were fresh and feelings still raw.”

On OSX, Task Manager is an item under the “Window” Menu. There’s no preset keyboard shortcut for it that I know of.

That’s fine. I draw the “classic/modern” line between The Green Berets and Catch-22/M*A*S*H, myself.

Jarhead is seriously underrated. Impeccable editing (Walter Murch). I’ve watched that film ten times and it seems to whoosh by in 45 minutes every time.

Yes. Best modern American war film that isn’t Apocalypse Now.

I just don’t see how it can work on Skype.

Half these movies will have come and gone already by the time this page finally finishes loading.

The name "Sage Steele" rightfully belongs to the hardest-drinkin' high-desert honky-tonk guitarist you ever heard, and I'm not considering any arguments to the contrary. Thank you.

I blame Nigel's wingmen here.

Dogra has wildly overestimated Peterson's trade value

Fortunately, Bartlett's arguments have holes in them large enough that an African Bull Elephant could comfortably mosey on through.

Give me a break, I'm too busy hating my dad.

purse-lipped shitheads watching from a goddamn couch

Tell me you wouldn't gladly do a pass on "J-Bug Needs A Toilet" for $5K and and an invitation to a party at the Playboy Mansion (grounds only).