Asking a sportswriter to expand on a hypothetical "unsustainability" is like asking a newscaster to expand on the phrase "You heard it here first!" It's just a media placeholder meant to distract attention from a segue to an unrelated topic.

I live my life in baker's dozens thanks to this garbage.

A Gawker headline that reads "America Is Not For Black People." Hmm.

The flag on the helmet was obviously enlarged for the sake of Tampa's many, many elderly residents, who have been begging the team for a large font edition for decades now.

I don't know about you, but I have a new favorite superhero now.

Standing ovation. This is one of the best-researched pieces I've ever seen on Deadspin. Holy moly, where do you guys keep the DHOF ballots?

I feel like jumping out of crashing vehicles seconds away from certain doom is what Jason Statham does to unwind on the weekends.

Damon and Mangan were married in 2004. "She was awesome, like a five-tool player," Damon said.

Whatever happened surrounding those creepy photos of him on beds with 16 year old girls?

making a statement without having any actual knowledge of what he is talking about or not having the stones to hold to his opinion.

Yes, a waste of characters. Our most precious natural resource.

Let it go, Peg.

But the facts are the facts

Maybe...depending on what you consider a "large bone."

I don't know. Seems kind of Borderline to me.

I can't give everything away right up top, but I can say that your expectations are on track.

Would anyone be interested in my similarly-themed DIY article, "Everything I Fucked Up While Trying To Act Like Anthony Bourdain For Most of My Twenties"?

Salaries are usually paid out of a firm's operating budget. If the owners or shareholders (represented in corporations by the Board of Directors, especially the compensation committee) decide that they want to pay a CEO fifty mil in salary one year...then what basis is there for arguing that the firm shouldn't have…

it's a question of whether the particular lawyer who has uncritically represented the same serial child molester for over a decade has outed himself as an unethical piece of shit. And the answer is yes.

Sure, it's a fine spring day to Await Silent Tristero's Empire. (Link SFW.)