I imagine most vermin parties take place in TRUMP-branded buildings.

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I don't know about this. Some of the direct requests I've received have been quite witty and charming. It can be hard to say no under conditions like that.

A fair question. What you don't know is that I can subsist indefinitely on illiterate criticisms and occasional boob shots. Well, more than occasional.

That was why I came to Cape Town in mid-April: to attach myself to the North Korea team and see how my expectations matched the reality.

Clearly, the Pats are just using the QB position to stockpile dreaminess.

How would a kid turn out if he's raised solely on a TV diet of Robot Chicken? Now that's a Kickstarter I would contribute to.

It's like a walking talking anime character has come to live among us.

I feel the exact same way about Joan Rivers.

Sure is a lot of food writing at the beginning of this article. Which is about sports, huh?

I don't know if this was ever intentional, but the collective Borg make a nice bookend with the capricious Q, whose powers are basically uncombatable but whose allegiance (or perhaps it's just mercy or pity) can sometimes be won. In fact the opening conflict in First Contact would almost be better assigned to Q, who…

Senator, I have met some incredible pussies — incredible pussies are friends of mine — and you, sir....

Thanks for this. Other views would be welcome as well.

This is intriguing. Care to elaborate?

You. Comment here more. Please.

If you prefer to read the end of the sentence as though it undercuts the unmistakable assertion previously made — okay, that interpretation will play. But read that way, the argument is poorly constructed for an entirely different reason, and thus still worth revisiting.

I understand this criticism, but practically no one else working today does Awkwardly Sexy as well as Ms. Plaza does. She absolutely glows with sex appeal, while apparently not trying to at all — in fact half the time she seems like she's actively trying to subvert her appeal, yet of course her failure to accomplish…

Coppola has Aubrey Plaza and Mary Elizabeth Winstead in his movie

I don't have any strong opinions about this guy or his approach to women — but you won't find me critiquing any dude who can wear the fuck out of a pink suit like that.

Ah, you're good people, bullfrog. I'd buy you a drink anytime.