I don't know — but it's not me. Because it always puts a big grin on my face when I see you come around, Rooo.

Why would anyone ever expect Superman to be likable? Isn't this Jerry Seinfeld's point, with those vidclips or webisodes or whatever? If so, then he's right.

And now your face, like mine, is singed by a supernova of unexpected brilliance on this fine January morning. We will remember this moment for all our days.

If this comment is a parody of someone not getting the joke, then I have to say: Bravo. The preparation, the commitment — it's all there. I can feel it.

It's okay, you can call it "clenvy." You're among friends here. I mean, fellow sufferers.

Myrna! Is that really you, here? Well, that's fantastic.

Don't feel bad — that comment is better than everything. Ever. It's a blowjob pizza with a long tall drink of someone else's beach house for a week.

+1. For me, it's the inclusion of Cleo Lemon which makes this list.

+1. And I'm casting my HOF ballot right now. I don't even need to see the rest of the field. This is Tiger's-first-Masters-win quality, right here.

All right, we've left the TV question behind — that's good, I think. The less we talk about aesthetic judgments here, the better.

Yes, entirely serious. The first observation is based on the fact that I have virtually no knowledge of the sex lives of my co-workers. Surely that's not hard to believe; as I noted above, I suspect most people are in approximately this position. Although I admit that people who do carefully investigate their…

Well done. I wouldn't have made that connection myself, but now that you mention it, the logic speaks for itself.

No. If you think I care how you feel about Mike Tyson as a person, you're still overdramatizing. My only view is that everyone should make up their own minds about that.

You make good points.

I don't have anything invested in this show I don't watch, nor in Mike Tyson's acting career. (Although intellectual honesty requires an admission that he was pretty excellent in The Hangover.)

Anyone who calls a prison sentence "a free pass" might also call an automatic weapon a "freedom stick."

He was surprisingly excellent in The Hangover.

"She was gifted in music, multi-lingual, had dreams grounded in reality and the talent to catch up to them" (South Bend Tribune).

You have a very different definition of "nerdy" than I do.

That's actually a pretty excellent and substantive answer.