Mark Wahlberg being confounded by forestry

Can you imagine a military barracks where the troops just hang out together naked?

Which is itself a euphemism for use of a gym towel, a bottle of Lubriderm, and $15.99 spent on hotel pay-per-view.

You raise the interesting question of whether a 17/18-year-old's informed consent to abide by a Code of Conduct should be treated as meaningful or illusory.

That jumped out at me too. I wonder what kind of sampling method was used there.

See? Once you start policing people's sexual behavior, it's really hard to stop!

Well, it's somewhat likely that all CUA students make some affirmative representation that they know the school's Code of Conduct and agree to abide by it. So if someone later disagrees with the Code of Conduct, it's worth asking what was going on when they agreed with it earlier.

Well said. You might also cite the possibility that some students have chosen CUA because of its strict policing of sexual behavior.

MrH is right — this is a question worth knowing the answer to.

I would watch Hungarian porn just for the accents.

It's a tiny point, but I submit that it's a serious misstep to try to compare the late career of Bill Murray to that of any other comic actor. That guy has filled more unique (possibly uncastable) roles than any other actor who's ever lived, I think. I suspect his approach to seeking work is sometimes unduplicatable…

Alien slut shaming!

Oh wow, Julianna Margulies was on that show too? Wow.

If you really crave nerd-talk done perfectly to the trillionth decimal place, consider the indie sci-fi classic Primer, from 2004. Or if you just want to see a great, brainily existential, unjustifiably overlooked movie in general.

You've captured precisely why Avatar was a legendary disaster at the box-office.

Let it all out. You're among friends here.

[observes moment of silence for Bill McNeal]

I never saw an ep of that show, but I assume everybody on it just wanted to bang Maura Tierney as badly as I did. Just tell me I'm right about this, and then we can move on.

with the heavy-handed exposition of a late-era Star Wars provincial council meeting

Excellent article. Would love to see more like this on Deadspin.