I'm going to have to look into adding Bibi Jones to my fantasy team.

"I own an Xbox."

Olivia Munn, League Commissioner.

Entitled? We're talking about a corn maze, right?

+1

I appreciate Juliette Lewis' effort to address the potential social awkwardness of having been masturbated to a lot.

+1

+1 set of over-the-ear headphones

Collinsworth is pretty good.

Any reason to think McLane's wrong about Bowen being a hack who covers up his flaws with bluster and sucker punches?

Is there a funnier band name? Not even A Flock of Seagulls compares.

having his hair tousled

But it's so hard to get approved over there. Their standards for proof of existence are very high.

the myth of the big-city microscope

Finally I can see what my performance reviews look like from the other side of the desk.

Gene Mauch, happy? Let's go with "slightly less cranky," instead.

+1

Right, would Garrido's status as a parolee distinguish him from a parent awarded child custody by a court? Interesting question. Anyone have any analysis?

I can't imagine being a dude and having affection be so forbidden between friends, especially with parents as icy as mine.

I wonder if this is partly because there is this unspoken, mutual fear among men of coming off as gay and/or weak