I find Matt Lauer to be an unsavory individual.

Maybe the Biebz just thinks Charlie Sheen is a dick (like the rest of us), regardless of status.

“The emotional effects of his diagnosis may help explain some of his behavior over the past two years”

“Let’s correct that,” he says. “Smoke can be anything. I’ve seen smoke and then I looked and there was no fire.”

Their harmonies are spectacular, and they have great voices. The fact that they sound so clear and pitch-perfect on a shitty phone recording is really something.

GASP!

It can both be true that Caitlyn Jenner is not deserving of the Woman of the Year, and that this guy is an asshole for calling her a man.

I cried, then just felt anger wash over me. Anger at all the cruelty we’ve shown each other through history and the resultant cycle of awfulness we cannot seem to stop. Anger at the fact that we have accepted that this happens in other parts of the world with such regularity that we barely let their loss register. I…

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My first thought on seeing the photo: wow, her hair is long!

OMG! A girl wore a bikini on a boat! I am shocked! Simply shocked!

Do you ever just read stuff like this and think “we as a species really deserve to be hit by a meteor”?

Yeah and they all start their reviews with pretentious, douchey backstories like...

i’m really, really hoping shit like this becomes popular. i’m pretty bah humbug already, but having christmas shit in stores before halloween is over is fucking ridiculous. i know there are bigger issues in the world but goddamn it the christmas crawl makes me grumpy. i feel like people are bigger assholes around the…

“Uuuhhhh.... ummm.... uhhhh.... Integrity?”

Nobody has been this bad at bathing since Whitney Houston.

I’ve always loved this photo.

When I run for president, I’m going to be completely up front about my inability to be romantically or sexually appealing to anyone. My key demographic will be people who are lonely and have given up on forming any relationships deeper than friendship.

A lot of disabled people have spoken out about this phenomenon. Needless to say, it’s pretty terrifying to see, especially when the child and the person have the same disability.