From the linked article:

The sex tape buddy was Ray J. If there was a Reggie Bush sex tape, well let's just say there would never be a need to watch anything else ever again, that man is beautiful.

“Muslim Americans are our friends and our neighbors, our coworkers, our sports heroes, and yes, they are our men and women in uniform who are willing to die in defense of our country. We have to remember that,” Obama said.

You can’t prove to me that Daisy Ridley and Keira Knightley aren’t the same person.

Just require everyone who owns a gun to carry liability insurance - that way, we can watch both the gun and insurance industries tear themselves apart!

Ugh....please, please, don’t start.

OMG Oscar Isaac is just amazing. In everything he does. I bet you can go into the bathroom after he shits and it smells like old spice. *swoon*

Hey Idris HAYYYYY. :) :)

This, a million times.

how is he an abuser??? everyone on here has already presumed his guilt. i am genuinely confused. if she hit him first, why is he painted as the abuser, even if he was just trying to defend himself? or are all white women dainty flowers who pose no real threats to men, especially black (read: violent, strong) men? WTF…

Well, I certainly don’t approve of what they did but you know, Republicans are always saying they want immigrants to really embrace the American way of life.

Religion.

Handy Pocket Guide to Mass-Shooting Reactions in America:

Okay, this has got to stop.

Suddenly “I’m moving to Canada” seems like the thing that sane, logical Americans might consider, rather than the traditional “I’m moving to Canada” crowd.

I’ve NEVER understood that. Listen, I have a kid...and she was absolutely inconsolable and WORTHLESS from birth until at least 5 or so. I would’ve gladly skipped those years in which I had to do every single little thing for her. WHY DON’T PEOPLE APPRECIATE OLDER KIDS MORE?!?!?!

Reagan wasn’t a Scientologist and he didn’t make After Earth. These two things disqualify Smith.

I started laughing when she picked up the play flip phone. That’s was so perfect.

White people.