What a fucking shit show.

This happened in New Jersey. Being polite would be the abnormal behavior in this situation.

I’m pretty sure it’s because she has a, like, 7th grade education. She knows her strengths and speaking candidly and intelligently in public / for the public ain’t one of them.

Ashley Parker Angel of beloved boy group pop sensation O-Town has tweeted a picture of his golden asscheeks.

Josh Duggar—that morally repugnant Porky Pig of the Quiverfull movement

Beyonce is overrated, surely.

I heartily endorse big-hipped women wearing bodycon dresses, in that the last time I wore a bodycon dress, literally every comment from my friends was ‘OMG YOUR CURVES’. Aw yeah. Also, I heartily endorse everyone wearing whatever the fuck they want at all times (unless you are wearing a pelt made from the skins of…

Look back up at the picture at the top of the article and read this to yourself:

I bet a million dollars they’re going to cast some limp wristed yoga waif who’s never lifted a thing except a kale cleanse frappuchino.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

Oh, honey. That’s not so bad. I punched someone during my one and only blackout. They were not amused.

Not the worst thing ever, but I was on a flight with my family to Chicago when this happened.

pro-tip: one someone tells you to take one piece of an edible, eat one fucking piece. THEY ARE NOT TRYING TO TRICK YOU

Her mom also had kids with this guy:

Tatiana Maslany diserves all the emmy nominations. All of them.

I saw this at 13 and, as a young suburban kid with really overprotective parents, my mind was totally blown. I used a condom in every sexual encounter because of that movie! Scared the shit out of me!

Weird Al with a bit of Sean Michaels?

Maybe we as a society should stop upholding marriage as the absolute thing you must do or you are worthless slime. People would probably not marry out of desperation to be coupled with someone, ANYONE, if that were the case.

Aw man, I was 32 when I got married (3 years ago). But my husband was only 27. So can I assume I am more likely to get divorced than he is?

That’s a triple Lutz/triple toe loop combination, though...