was skimming through a comic and saw a slight resemblance. am i off?

Wow. Being a dick can really take a toll on your looks.

Jidenna is casket sharp. I don’t say that lightly. He is straight up fried, dyed and laid to the side. I love his look and the song.

Eh, I find the insinuation lacking in ya know - an understanding of his heritage and fashion history.

Diatomaceous earth. Cheap, kills them dead. Spread that shit all over your house and wait, they will die.

I had a friend come over once and he brought bedbugs with him. Turns out his girlfriend moved into his apartment to escape the bedbugs in hers. She infested him, he came over and infested me.

I tried everything…

I only read the Jidenna part and the answer to anything Jidenna related is always: YASSSSSSSSSSSS

I love Taraji, but Tataiana Maslany has been completely snubbed (not even a nom) for two years in a row and plays upwards of SIX characters on her show. It’s her day (hopefully).

THE QUEEN!!!

Tatiana would be amazing. But the odds are not good — I think the last woman in a Sci fi series to get an Emmy was Gillian Anderson 20 years ago.

omg did you just solve depression? Mind blown.

How does Guy Fieri de-douche?

Okay, but this is a Samsung.

Yup. I was not allowed to walk to the mall alone because the Lyons sisters had disappeared doing that. My parents were working at the Montgomery Wards when it happened, my mom was even interviewed by the police. I was just at the Costco last week.

I’m a bit confused. Is Welch responsible or his uncle? The article introduces Lloyd Lee Michael Welch, Jr. and then says Welch saw his uncle assaulting the kids and then he never saw them again. But he also needed to wash a bloody shirt.

The absolute horror Sheila and Katharine must have felt, sisters, suddenly plunged into terrors they could have never imagined, unable to protect one another. I just can't.

This was my favorite of the joke submissions that I saw:

Ugh. God. He’s from the KC area. If he ever comes back to visit family with her, I may have to leave the area.

Lena looks photoshopped into this picture.

Yeah no, Eisenberg is a massive idiot turd.