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Is Kylie scared of turning 19 bc she’s afraid of aging out of Tyga’s age bracket?

I’m the same age as Elizabeth and her story, since she was missing to when she was found and beyond, has always stayed with me. Primarily how she schooled Nancy Grace during an interview, and how she talked about how her school and church’s teachings of purity negatively impacted her after she returned home.

LOL. Thanks for the Boner Report.

Super-lame observation:

House Hunters, yay! ;)

This was definitely a headline that gave me a major doubletake for a few seconds. Then I said “awwww” and all was right with the world.

I used to work for this company, and I was put on “fat probation” twice. Once was January 2nd, they didn’t give me a chance to try on a larger kilt and told me they were “worried for my health” and that they “just wanted me to “be healthy”. I went from a size 2 to a size 5, still MUCH smaller than the average U.S.

Gasiorowski, she says, “kept emphasizing the legs: ‘You’ve got a great body, but your legs?’” Finally, he told her she was “too muscular” to fit into the skirt, adding that it was “company policy” that it had to hang in a certain way, adding that the fit of the kilt mattered “over personality.”

Color me SHOCKED that a restaurant that hires women based on their bodies would do such a thing.

Unpopular opinion: I like both of them and I like them together and I hope this isn’t true.

Hahahaha re “Why does that baby have so much hair?”

I’m confused about how Bruce Jenner is being an asshole. As I understand it, his car was pushed into another car during the accident. He cooperated with the police. He was not determined to be at fault. So why would he not file to have the lawsuit thrown out? Am I missing something?

J.K. Rowling put the Westboro Baptist Church on blast.

This looks like something from St. Louis

Smallest and biggest dick all wrapped into one. How DOES he do it?

How the meeting should have gone.

but... but.. why did they just not suggest Ellen...?

My grandmothers both wanted a stake in my name when I was born, so they suggested a name combo, ala Renesmee.

Okay I didn’t see this movie or read the book, was there a vampire-related reason that they had a creepy Renaissance-baby-Jesus instead of just a kid?