‘Boss’ for me is always from a Persian cabbie taking me to LaGuardia.

If he wanted to get away with it he should have played for OGC Mean.

Okay, so the videos are in Italian. As someone who took French in high school (which is very close to Italian), I can tell you that the umpire is not saying “I like to play sports with my brother” or “I would like to go to the store.”

Change scares my feelings, which, when you have them, are gay.

It’s a me, Pedo!

What idiot called it A Philosopher’s Definitive (And Slightly Maddening) Case Against Replay Review and not A Chrysippus Story?

Gotta say, that bank is on point with the potential frauds. Hearing “Fan requires $724 worth of beer to get through Dolphins game” sounds uncannily plausible.

What that vendor is shocking! You usually get 4 beers for that price.

I shall invent a device that alerts Dolphins fans when they are being erroneously charged for purchases. It will emit a Dolphin-call shriek if a skimmer is used to rack up a fraudulent charge. I will call it “the Miami Sound Machine.”

OK, sure. But still, in her prime: Susanna Hoffs.

Nothing more American than being wrong, I guess.

This is the biggest hit I’ve seen laid on a number 11 who couldn’t handle drinks since Phil Simms.

I haven’t been this mad at Cousins since Grandpa died without a will.

he’ll be back next year after changing his name to Metta World War. 

It’s a ceremonial rank only. He can’t marry people.

After his ejection, the Raiders captain ran off the field blowing kisses to the booing crowd.

Fool me 13 times shame on you ...

John Henry has a net worth of $2.7 billion.

After being spurned by Trout, I’m hoping the Phillies take a good long look at signing Betts.

He’s got the porn name.