Ketamine better

You’re gonna get fired from your job at the DMV for this one.

Say what you will about the music, but Billy Joel is a fucking genius. He hasn’t released an album since 1993, so he has no embarrassing late career stuff for people to hate (I’m ignoring the weird classical album, which is still nearly 20 years old). He plays approximately 10 shows a year, all a designated drive from…

Lighting the cig with the flaming finger is fucking cool.

Try doing this for !!! and you’ll realize that you just get the results for “band.” Truly the most ungoogleable band name.

Not sure I agree. Two-sided markets exist when two parties interact through an intermediary to the benefit of both parties. You don’t necessarily have to pay for there to be a market--perhaps you were dissuaded by the monopoly prices. (Willing to be wrong on this, as it’s been quite some time).

Obviously, OP is a troll, but there’s a substantive legal point here, which is that decades of business-friendly court rulings have resulted in the dominant mode of antitrust analysis being “consumer welfare.” Facebook is a two-sided market, but one side of that market is free, which makes the argument that Facebook’s…

There is probably a 90% chance that Mookie is more valuable next year than whoever gets drafted either 33rd or 43rd next year is in their entire career. Hell, better than even odds he’s more valuable than both combined!

LOL Dutch people have ridiculous names.

Say what you will about Donald Trump, but he’s definitely never done any of those things!

Still have nightmares about pronouncing “potpourri” phonetically in middle school.

Couldn’t he have gone to the library and logged in there? Or borrowed a friend’s phone?

There are SEC teams that would be embarrassed by how soft the Pats’s schedule has been so far.

Every time I see him pitch, I want to light myself on fire. Fuck Bob Nutting (and fuck Neil Huntington, Clint Hurdle and Ray Searage, but an order of magnitude less).

Honestly, it could be worse. Three teams have won all but two titles in Portugal. Olympiacos has won more than half of Greek titles. Rangers and Celtic have each won in excess of 40% of Scottish titles. One of the only leagues that has something approaching parity of titles is France, where every team gets a decade…

For a fun time, count the number of total seasons in Spanish soccer history where neither Real Madrid nor Barcelona was top 2. I think the answer is 9 (of 87 total), but only like one of those is in the past 70 years.

The difference is that Obama won. Winning heals (almost) all wounds. Had he lost, I guarantee we would’ve had at least a full four years of incredible intraparty toxicity.

Hmm...fuck the Cubs.

The unexamined premise here is that incarceration (specifically, incarceration in the US) provides any measure of justice for anyone. Sending someone to prison is perhaps the single least helpful thing you can do to them.

It’s going to be hilarious when vaping weed is more legal than vaping tobacco.