Listen, the #boymom and #girldad shit is dumb as fuck but this is fucking unnecessary.
Darius Miles in "The Perfect Score"
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aw man so normal for your wife to not know if you had a heart attack or not and ask you about it after the fact. So chill and relatable and totally how a normal human beings would act/def happened. Like jesus christ he can’t even lie well
asdkfjdk my GOD woman, get your head out of your ass. Sarah, you write shitty teen romance YA, you’re not out here writing the next Booker Prize novel. Of course a college junior, who is presumably in her twenties and you know, at university to challenge herself academically, wants to read something with more…
I haaaaaate the over saturation of the word ‘badass’, especially in white feminist circles. It’s just so embarrassing at this point. And yes, it’s as terrible as ‘bad boy’ for literally any profession.
I didn’t want to talk shit about VICE since Drew is apparently there now, but my man David Carr dunked on them so hard, it’s perfect. “So you put on a safari hat and went and looked at some poop.”
The producer will definitely be sleeping with one of the participants while his wife will be in a relationship with a contestant’s significant other who is visiting the show and one of the camera men at the same time. Then they will all ride their motor scooters with a giant loaf of bread sticking out of the back and…
If anyone wants to hit up ole’ Jimmy Spanny himself and ask him what the fuck is going on, here’s his number! 917-881-5965
Speaking for everyone, where’s xanax?
“Stick to candy!”
God damn it. Stick to sports and stop talking about the MLS!
Waited until the final second, then nailed the 55 yarder. Well played.
What else are you going to do? Work?
We may not all be as eloquent as Will at the end there, but I think it’s safe to say we all feel the same way.
Wearing a John Rocker jersey is the same as wearing a MAGA hat.
Hey Drew. You’re the best, and good luck with the brain and everything.
Can you let me know when you will be returning to sports coverage so I can go back to checking in once or twice per day? I have a lot to do today at work and all of these posts about non-sports topics are distracting because I Must Read Every Single One of Them. Whereas with the sports stuff I really only care if its…
You guys are awesome. It is not hyperbole to say that this site often gets me through the day. Keep up the good work, and for the love of god do not stick to sports.