Once again, a soccer story that ends with no scoring.

Good news for ol’ Kash is if he ever decides football’s not for him he’s already got a kick-ass new bro country artist name. Can’t wait for his breakout hits “She’s Dolled Up for Frog Giggin’” and “Don’t California My Chevy.”

Bet he didn’t see that coming.

The 13 fans in attendance were stoked.

What idiot called it Jalen wanting to leave the Jaguars and not Ramsey Boltin’?

What kind of moron sends threats in a GROUP text?  

In his defense, the guy was really good at football.

No sympathy for everybody’s favorite fancy dog. You watch a Thursday night Titans-Jags game, you get what you have coming to you.

Is this a case of Brady lacking any sense of self-awareness

“In the interest of keeping our language anti-inflammatory, we call that ‘maintaining brain-muscle pliability.’”

-Alex Guerrero

This has to be frustrating. Elway has yelled at him so many times that he's nearly horse.

Sorry, Pod Save America and Cocaine Marxists Weekly are the only two podcasts now. Sad, seeing as how Conan O’Brien JUST invented them the other month.

You’re close, but I think id10t is a better fit here.

Eli Manning is the second highest earning NFL player ever, one spot behind his brother. I have a hard time fully processing that fact.

Damn it, I thought it was what happened when six Mormons forced to live together stop being Polite Salt Lake and start being Real.

As with any article about Real Salt Lake, I’d like to take this opportunity to remind everyone how stupid the name “Real Salt Lake” is, since it means “Royal Salt Lake” in a country with no monarchy.

RSL continued to use its dominant position to force Petke to submit...

‘Twas a great Yankee but I really think he should wear a Brewers hat into the Hall of Fame, just as Carlos Beltran should go in as an Astro. We need to do more to immortalize these half-season trade acquisitions where the player plays like God

nice Sabathia tonguebathia, Barry

*Closes laptop thoughtfully, wipes away a tear, considers life for a moment, reopens laptop, types away furiously*

The British tabloid press continues to be one moral step below guys who sell fake insulin but the real story here is how rugby union has managed to be the most progressive “tough guy” sport on the planet.