First they came for the Vapers, and I did not speak out, because, you know, fuck man, they’re vapers. 

I don’t want to speculate wildly here, but is it possible Kobe Bryant killed Ledger and used the guilt as motivation to win back-to-titles in 09 and 10?

2019 Jets Nightmares, ranked

Sort of like Andrew Luck recently, you have to respect Byfuglien taking some time away from the game to ask some tough questions like “Do I really want to spend another year of my life in Winnipeg” and “No, seriously, is there anyway for me to leave Winnipeg?”

I used to joke in the late 90s and early 00s they had a machine they could plug mediocre players into and an hour later they’d pop out and play like all stars.

They’re from Minnesota. They go to the Big Apple and suddenly have the chance to eat real food and they lose focus.

Counterpoint: DJ LeMahieu is a 30 year old player who until this year had done nothing much of consequence in the major leagues. 92 OPS+.

I feel real bad for them. It’s a similar feeling to that time in 2018 when Coke narrowly missed on revenue, which declined 6% to $7.06 billion, while analysts were expecting $7.07 billion. Just real intense stabs of sympathy is what I’m feeling.

Alyssa Thomas Couldn’t Lift Her Arms Above Her Head, But She Carried A Team To Victory, So Quit With The Excuses, McCain

Why did he do it? Probably for a little taste of Tempe Treasure, a bit of Flagstaff Foie Gras, a heaping helping of that sweet Sonoran Snack Pack.

Betting on high school sports is so degenerate, Caligula would blush. I suppose Hager's former players want to kick him in the eye.

This pisses me off. I just donated to his wife's laser vaginal rejuvenation GoFundMe

Wait till you have kids.

with you on Bush sucking (band and Presidents!) but dear Lord Live is a steaming heap too. I ALONE LOVVVVE YOU, get over yourself, shitbag.

The “overspeak” is rampant among cops too. “Apprehended the perpetrator,” etc. From there it’s smooth sailing to “officer-involved incident resulting in shots expelled from firearm, resulting in expiration of single civilian by causes unknown at this point in time.”

Driving to Wisconsin from Illinois is exciting because Wisconsin is a fun state to visit for a weekend. There’s lakes, binge drinking, CHEEEESE, all the things you could really need to take a break from IL. Take the skyway into Indiana and see if you feel that same excitement...cause guess what, you don’t. You’re…

WHY ISN’T THERE AN OPTION TO FLAG A COMMENT FOR RANK STUPIDITY?

84th minute? Usually Bolts in Jamaica are much faster.

I thought Silicon Valley was what Trump calls Melenia’s cleavage.