Now I kinda want to get a picture of me in that pose (or slap my face on Darnold’s) and then change “Mononucleosis” to whatever ailment I’m suffering from that particular day so I can email that in to my coworkers when I’m not coming in.

I cannot stop staring at that graphic and want to applaud whoever over at ESPN decided to use it here. Just the epic nature of the pose while everything else is happening.

What’s going to happen when the Dolphins draft him and they can’t protect him and he has no one to throw to?

There is no way on earth Warren Sapp decries cheap shots, just the price of the women who accompany them. 

The way Young orchestrated his career makes his argument hypocritical bullshit, and nothing more.

Steve Young opted not to subject himself to being forced to play with a bad NFL team not of his choosing, instead signing a huge deal with a team in Los Angeles. Then when things went bad in Los Angeles, he negotiated a release from that contract so he could sign with a specific NFL team. It worked out well and he…

Or when he bypassed the Tampa Bay Buccaneers’ mid-1980s morgue of an organization to sign for big bucks with the USFL. 

How did he feel when Joe Montana demanded a trade out of San Francisco, finally cementing Young's starting role once and for all?

Jets fans are used to seeing who’s at quarterback and going, “Look - fuck.”

The only amusing thing about the Jets quarterback situation right now is listening to Tessitore slowly enunciate Luke Falk’s name to avoid inadvertently cursing. 

That was horrible and insensitive to all who read it. You should issue a blanket apology.

I was really sad to read about the little girl that witnessed the altercation crying but I guess I shouldn’t be surprised that when the Indians get their ass kicked it creates a trail of tears.

Jaguars Junction is currently a 15-car pileup.

This is wrong in two ways. There’s no “instead of” because you can do either or both. It’s also wrong because civil courts ARE part of the justice system. Indeed, private claims are the most common way people seek redress when they are wronged by another person.

Yes, disputes are usually resolved before people reach a…

I’m seeing a lot of harsh reactions to this injury, either from people who love him or hate him. I think it’s never just a black-or-white issue with Roethlisberger; there’s always gonna be a little grey.

Don’t worry, guys.  I found a matching thumb donor.  From one Drew to another.

hurt, suspended, or in Cleveland

Thanks to my wife’s IUD, I too am a finisher in the box.

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