These combatants are also well versed in the classic flanking maneuver. By which I mean maneuvering around despite consuming 6 flank steaks per week.

“...the most consistently terrible rivalry game in college football.”

Throwing a borderline illegal block before wiping out your own punt returner just before the punt hits you in the back is the kind of high motor hustle that gives the Jets war room a collective semi.

Kirk ferentz winning on a walkoff punt miscue? You know someone is treating himself to the medium heat salsa tonight

Im pretty sure being a college football team is what is preventing them from winning the super bowl 

Also, Tommy John only ever hurt his arm once, and the surgical procedure named after him heals arms.

Turning into salt? That’s asking a Lot.

I’m with you, I was working the ER that night, dozens upon dozens of kids wheeled in who had devoured their own fingers watching their hero do it on television

Every single paragraph was more cringe-inducing than the last.

That “eat the W” speech is still the absolute worst thing he’s ever done.

‘a group that currently features only four names: Jose Canseco, Barry Bonds, Alex Rodriguez, and Alfonso Soriano. Not bad company for a 21-year-old.’

When did Luc Longley stop looking like a 6th grade bully and start looking like a professor who got tenure at a community college?

Carolina’s Norv Turner-led offense...

And now Dallas knows Washington’s game plan to run 55 times from the I-formation.

Gee, it’s almost like a lot of people in their late 70’s often suffer from a decline in their mental faculties which causes them to sound confused and forgetful and makes them poor candidates for almost any job where mental sharpness is a major factor.

What a boob. Good luck building a following by being a racist on Twitch, Dan!

Oh, so that’s why that bizarre 9-year old post is trending today.

Diaz signed the deal with Temple. They had a presser and everything! And now he gets to demand complete loyalty and no more meetings after talking to him? Do you think if circumstances change for one of his recruits, Diaz is going to be as sympathetic?

Maybe if you didn’t wear 4-6 shirts to bed you would not sweat so much at night.

At least you flushed something.