Ooooooooooo. You English! You think you’re so superior, don’t you? Well you’re the filth of the planet! A bunch of pompous, badly dressed, poverty stricken, sexually repressed football hooligans!

Harper has hit 31 homers so far this season. That was once an impressive accomplishment. Now it’s a middling amount of homers for a power hitter in this league.

Still can’t legally use Taco Tuesday if you are in restaurant services though! Taco John’s has that trademark in 49 states and Gregory’s Restaurant and Bar has it in the state of Maine.

I believe Jamarcus Russell has already staked out that ground. 

I wanted to sculpt myself as the Venus de Milo, but I don’t have arms.

Meanwhile, Connie Chung successfully filed to trademark “Taco Tuesdays with Maury.” That’s the only day of the week Maury eats pussy.

In the four minute video, we’re shown three different paintings of Dwight Howard as Superman.

Lawrence really should be careful. Things like that can have repercussions later on in life.

Sign for a kid, he sells it on ebay once.  Dunk on a kid, he has a bar story for life.

Which would you really rather have when you grow up?

Kind of shocked by this.

I mean that kid CAN NOT be more than 10. So, as a Giants fan, this isn't even in the top 20 most embarrassing things he's experienced. 

Security experts have confirmed that it only took the offender three attempts to break the account’s password: GUMBOGUMBOGUMBO

Man Injures Throwing Hand Throwing Hands.

Gardner Flint Minshew II demonstrates superb maturity by eschewing the I-first attitude of Guatemalan Glory Girl Rigoberta Menchú. He also changes it to “II” to show his Next Man Up mentality.

Or Rigoberta Menchú.

This is maniac behavior.

you said but plugs.

I almost think it’s weirder sounding for a fan of a team to go out of the way *not* to say “we” when referring to them. Like, you’ve already taken the (pretty irrational) step of tying your emotional investment to the performance of a group of strangers, it is strange to then turn around and try to linguistically…

The answer is obvious: “we” when a team is winning, “they” when they stink!