1986 was a long time ago and things are different now, for sure. As an example, here are the 1986 and 2019 versions of Mike Scott

Roth’s Teufel Shuffle - what were we seeing there? A tucked in blue t-shirt? Or some terrifyingly high-ridin’ unders? Either way, looking forward to this making the Deadspin staff hall of gifs along with Drew’s thumb dance.

A guy with a ridiculous accent, wearing a flat-brimmed camo hat, filming videos in the front seat of his car is the voice of reason in this story.

This read like a article in an anthropological journal about some uncontacted tribe in the Amazon. 

Yeah, but in defense of the AUMF, who could have predicted that the US invading Afghanistan would lead to a military superpower being sucked into an unwinnable quagmire that drags on for decades?

I’m on Syndergaard’s side on this, but pitchers are high-strung lunatics. Not just MLB pitchers. Minor league pitchers. College pitchers. High school pitchers. Rec league softball pitchers.

In the cases of Cone and Maddux, I would argue that the results from having a personal catcher were well worth it. Unless you think that somehow Maddux winning 355 games was disappointing.

Ummmmm....NFL Wide Receivers??????

Colleges in California are already prohibited from competing for NCAA championships, because they are in the weak ass Pac-12 Conference.

Yeah, this is one of those situations where a lot of us who say we want reform in the bail system have to give ourselves a gut check. This is what happens if you have a system that basically relies on those two questions—whether someone is a danger and whether they’re a flight risk—when determining bail. I can’t say…

While it was a freak accident, I did also find myself thinking on Hard Knocks and the criticism Abram got for always going in hard, no matter what the situation. It’s one of those situations where I don’t think he can be blamed here, but I also couldn’t help wondering if this could have been avoided if he read the…

Cash bail is a fucked up bullshit system. Is he likely a danger to the community? Is he a flight risk? That’s ALL judges should be considering.

It’s a camouflage mechanism. When they are grouped together you can’t tell how many there are. It really confuses predators.

Wouldn’t have been the first time I’ve had a night ruined by a 15-second boner.

I believe the thinking goes that when you spill gumbo on them, it only shows on half of it.

The last time the NFL acted this quickly to rectify a mistake in a video, it involved an elevator.

Some dipshit probably looked at some engagement report and decided to drive eyeballs to the low graphic by using the color with the highest response rate. Or something basically the same with different marketing words/studies.

It’s even worse. Someone made this design and someone else (multiple others?!) approved it. Sheesh. 

Also, fuck them fonts... all 39 of them.

The whole ticker is ugly. The font is trash, the whole thing looks italic for no reason, and the fake bezel on the logos is like Bad Photoshop 101.