Todd got tired of hearing how big Glenn Rice was!

+4 dead in Ohio

They should have told the Kent State administration to fuck off and kept playing. I mean, what are they gonna do about it, call in the National Guard?

This does indeed suck for Lithuania, but good on FIBA for holding the officials accountable.

“And, lo, Jesus spake: ‘This guy FUCKS.’”

a staggering 18 penalties for 182 yards

Browns fans have tempered expectations down to only going 15-1.

Haven’t seen a dolphin massacre like this since I was last in Japan.

Much like the TNF game, I would have contributed to a GoFundMe to get them loaded in the booth.

Bruce, you’re out of here!

Congratulations to the New England Patriots on winning the AFC East before they’ve even taken a snap in the season.

“Adam Gase had a chance to set the tone for the Jets’ season.”

This is why I ref 10 and under at my local Y. Ejections. Nothing, absolutely nothing, feels like ejecting the little punk when he looks at you wrong. Raise an eyebrow, you’re gone son. Dad screaming bloody murder from the sideline, take a walk kid. Someone has got to teach these kids a lesson. Sometimes life is cruel,…

Oooohhhhhh yeah, that’s the ecstatic whistling of a former middle school baller who’s WAY into his control over a bunch of women.

Having never been touched like that by a woman before, it was all he could do to prematurely eject her.

Mike Scott is also famously not a bitch, according to multiple reports.

Delaware County, Gloucester County, the Far Northeast would all be contenders.

Breaking news: Foles unable to throw football with third arm