Still more conference championships than Notre Dame.

Oh my God, please let this happen:

+1 Alderaan being blown up by the Death Star

And the only thing that can prevent another Patriots Super Bowl victory? This man:

I can’t believe a sports league exists where there are basically 20+ incompetently-run franchises and 1 that feasts on them all.

BRB, going through every article written about AB over the last two months and faving all the Steelers fans’ smug comments.

And like that, the laughs of a million Steelers fans were suddenly silenced.

Taking the Army to multiple overtimes is a fun tribute to the war in Afghanistan

It’s too bad. Brown seemed to really want to be on the Raiders, but ultimately he just got cold feet.

Can we check and see if he’s doing sit ups in his driveway yet?

+1 billable hour

Somewhere, Terrell Owens wipes a tear of pride from his eye.

If the Raiders did want to drag this out, they could maybe look into the fact that California is a two-party consent state, 

STOP 👏 MAKING 👏 MODEST 👏 PROPOSALS 👏 THAT DON’T 👏 INVOLVE 👏 EATING 👏 IRISH 👏 BABIES

I love a good slider.

After years and years of the wonderful, blessed “Get a brain, morans” meme, we actually have a Brian Moran?!??

Remember when they traded up to get him.

ahead of Mahomes
and Watson.

And he kisses titties 

Folks are so anxious to throw dirt on Rodgers grave, but dude is currently leading the NFL in passer rating and TDs and has yet to throw a pick.

The sound of the Boston crowd absolutely deflating is beautiful