What a productive two days you’ve had.

Speaking of fanbases, I’ve noticed that there is a section of the Patriots fanbase that I’ve grown to really dislike, which I do feel a little bit a bad about as a fellow NE fan. It isn’t the obnoxious fans like every successful team has, it is the ‘too cool’ fans who proclaim who they are ashamed to mention how they…

Those PGA viewers snitching on golfers will have to step up their game.

Yes, we definitely do not need any more puff pieces to pass on.

This is the kind of hard-hitting coverage I look for on here. Topical and worldly while remaining blazer focused on sports.

I hope Houston will be proactive and put a hill just before the center field wall as a warning to the fielder.

Wow, is that the Nationals everyday lineup or an impromptu episode of Remember Some Guys?

Springer’s condition has been variously described as being between walking it off and rubbing dirt in it.  

The ump eating shit really completes the highlight. 

It’s a big win for Brazil, but I think national debt is still the favorite in that group.

Don’t know why but this made me think of Talladega Nights.

Sounds like the same logic my former manager used for making nasty comments to my Italian-American co-workers about Soppressata and Mortadella whenever we were falling behind at work.

A leader of the house laying down and doing nothing? Sure it was contemptuous, but if you ask me, it was a flawless Nancy Pelosi impression.

“Absolutely, I’m a real boxer,” Paul said. “I’ve done it for a year and a half now...”

Does Mariner Hat Guy have a name with the initial “S?” Maybe he is wearing it because his name is “Steve,” or “Smith.” He’s still trolling, but at least there would be a reason.

I did not learn to properly use a Kleenex until I was thirteen.

This is Balbay. Clutch free throws not his fren but this chonk still a good boy. 11/10

I also twisted my ankle playing against turkey once on Thanksgiving.

Funny, they told me the opposite if i stopped holding my Marvel Comics in public i might get a girlfriend.

Eh, maybe it’s time for pet owners to commit to either treating their pets as people, in which case they need to be booked a seat appropriate for their size and travel with a minder, or animals, in which case there needs to be another option to flying them half way around the world.