I would say that UEFA needs to ban teams from continental play, but Cagliari wouldn’t notice that. 

I thought this behavior would have stopped after Green Book won Best Picture.

From that photo you can imagine the force field of odor that surrounds him. I’m sure that Depp falls into the “too famous to bathe” category.

Sauvage is the logical follow-up line to Jacobim Mugatu’s groundbreaking 2001 Derelicte.

“I want to smell like Johnny Depp’s pancho after his vision quest through the desert.” -Nobody Ever

Shots of Ouzo... fuck man you guys were hardcore that shit is like FUEL

Twins.....nice

The first time I ever got drunk was with some guys on my junior high hockey team the night before a game. Being the sophisticates we were we got just destroyed on Gin + Orange Juice and shots of Ouzo. Why we thought this would be a good idea the night before a 7 AM game would be anyone’s guess but I figured I would be…

When I was 4, I peed my pants during a T-Ball game because I was sure my cup would hold it in. Wouldn’t have been such a big deal had it not been before the game had even started and I wasn’t standing next to the park bathrooms. The cup had holes in it too... Things haven’t gotten much better since then

I was an extremely bad baseball player. They used to start me and bat me 9th on the off-chance that two innings would take place before my spot in the batting order came up, and I could be pulled having played my league-mandated two innings.

I did it for the gram too

I don’t think you’re grasping the point of the rule - it’s actually to protect the defense. You’ve seen how long it can take for a player to get out of the stands or the dugout after making a catch - often, enough would-be time for the runners to advance more than one base after tagging up (especially if the player…

Can’t believe he openly talks about playing for the Buccaneers...

Man who would have thought that in just 5 years Atlanta would have an MLS Cup AND be in the Champions League.

Unless you want to go into UWis’ largest major, Dairy Studies. On the other hand, UMich’s Rust Studies program is the third best in the country, after UMass Lowell and Shiite Buffalo.

My favorite part of any Dave McKenna story is the disclosures portion where he mentioned how many times subjects of his articles have called to berate him.

She was great in The Shining, but that’s not important right now.

Speaking of the future being wide open, I heard Tom Petty’s “Into the Great Wide Open” yesterday and there’s a lyric in there that has always bothered me:

Mybe they won't be a bunch of narcs like Malia's classmates.

Bleier and Flores have had their heated matchups before, though not since October 20, 1980. Coach Flores came out on top that time.