We got a new coach my senior year of HS who instituted a drill where two players lined up 10 yards apart, and one would run full-speed and tackle the other who stood dead still with their arms straight up in the air. Now that I think about it, that guy should probably be in jail.

Heroic NCAA Protects Student From Football

How many cops with guns who feared for their lives actually RAN AWAY FROM THE SUSPECT prior to shooting?

This is truly, truly terrible.

Why do chinless conservative dorks like Miller and Seb Gorka think a goatee makes them look distinguished instead of making their mouth look like a bear’s asshole?

They tried this with Darren Rovell, but they couldn’t create a baseline for the pulse readings.

Seriously. I love how Prof. Karpf specifically notes that the tweet had 9 likes and no retweets before Stephens nuked himself from orbit.

This is definitely the best example of the Streisand effect in recent memory.

To be fair, Morrissey did advocate the hanging of DJs.

Pro tip: don’t describe Samer as looking “like a less-‘street’ BJ Novak”

I work on cuneiform for a living. While many tablets are in great shape, some have breaks, etc. When transliterating (i.e. representing cuneiform graphemes with Latin graphemes), we often use brackets to represent that break. So, say you have a sign lugal (Sumerian for “king”) but the last part of the sign is missing.…

How wrong can one comment possibly be? Crushing your nuts on the waistband of your underroos is 1st-grade behavior. You’re in middle school now, man. Use the fucking fly. You shouldn’t even unbutton your pants.

For food we had: Steak. Burgers. Bar-b-que. Pizza. Beer. Soda. Milkshakes. Mari-fucking-juana. A DJ. Ice cream cake.

Every damn key you suggested I used within the last hour. Guarantee you that the code running this website has plenty of brackets ‘[’, braces ‘{’, pipes ‘|’ and tildes ‘~’.

Brackets [] are used in legal writing when you change or shorten a phrase within a quote from a case in order to make it generic to your argument or to fitgrammatically into your text.

You okay, man? Need a glass of water or something?

Why, do the boxes taste better? 

The forward slash! Who the fuck uses a forward slash for anything?... Ah. Right. Well, what about the thingie above the forward slash? The |?

That’s the reason Idina Menzel—a huge star on Broadway but not necessarily a household name TV/Movie actress—got cast in Frozen, and the reason why it paid off a zillion times over.

what kind of food wrapper have we as a society consumed the most of