Don’t you have more important things to do? Like throwing bananas at black soccer players?

Sharapova should come back with a super witty zinger like “You made your fortune establishing a forum for places like The_Donald”. That would show him. 

Rolled my eyes so hard I saw my own brain.

I also like the theory that this is the first year multiple teams have fielded bad hitters.

finally an answer to the eternal hockey question of whether a good center makes his wings great, or vice versa

Tell me more about baseball, guy who doesn’t watch baseball.

This is a great piece, Neil. Actual data to investigate some of the commonly-spoken claims! Imagine that!

Some men pay a lot for that kind of thing in Moscow.

“Fear the Deer!”

During the stoppage, Mokhtari asked the Nancy players to instruct the fans to stop.

Elway neighs sadly in between bites of oats.

Maybe Thom Brady shouldn’t have cheated.

Indianapolis is also home to SEVERAL fraternity and sorority national HQs, meaning that city is home to many professional frat guys

Why does every WYTS have a Pats fan in the comments that somehow makes it about them?  Extra points for squeezing in the number of Super Bowls they have in the last several years.  WE KNOW DUDE, WE ALL KNOW, JUST LET US HAVE ONE FUCKING BLOG WHERE WE CAN FOCUS ON SOMEONE ELSE

This is my fault, I think.

Having this come out right after Luck’s announcement is cruel and unusual punishment.

Not afflicted with the small bone?  Nick Foles. 

Andrew Luck 2012: *Takes a sack* Great job, man. Insane hustle. You really got me.

Andrew Luck 2019: You even just look at the ceiling and wish you could stop existing? Like, not die, but just POOF and cease being altogether. Maybe it’s nothing but motionless, soundless black. Complete emptiness. Nothingness. But it’s…

An MLS blog that is honest about what it is but also complimentary of the entertainment the game provided?

*Checks author*