Worst home run derby villain would be the Penguin. The Penguin can’t do anything.

I mean, if you’re gonna unfurl a ‘Trump 2020’ flag somewhere, you might as well do it where the people there are so stupid they went to an Orioles game in August.

“They forget you've gotta win," said the Cleveland Browns quarterback.

Joakim Noah has never been double-teamed outside the champagne room, what does he know

Mr. Blutarsky, has no grade point average .......

“This is nothing like the rich, full-bodied Mexican beer I expected!”

Burger King has a reuben now?!

And the rest of that saying is “...ruin the bunch”

Stopped reading at “Pool Boys.”

“I mean, I’d never really considered it. What if I really am just a belly-itcher?”

Tired of all these primadonnas complaining about not getting to play with what they want. Well boohoo snowflake, there are millions of people who would gladly take your place and play for nothing. What happened to being a MAN and playing football in nothing but a leather shell? That’s real FOOTBALL. You go out there…

Let me tell you about a magically shitty place called Indiana, PA. It’s about an hour out past the Pittsburgh suburbs, and it truly combines everything that is shitty about both Pittsburgh and Indiana.

I’m the Jake quoted above. I’ve already convinced myself since sending this in that this frostbite/helmet nonsense is proof that The Hallowed Rooneys cut bait with AB just in time and that Lev Bell’s stutterstep line of scrimmage antics are worthless with an offensive line like the Jets.

Nope it’s the “GOBB, “Guy On Apprentice’s Bachelorette’s Brother.” Sorry wrong reality show.

well they’ll have to come up with a better slogan than Keep Bury Alive

With this one conversation Lamar Jackson is now a closer friend than any other member of Rodgers’ family.

“I for one would like it if people stopped thinking about my safety.”

Good god, that’s exactly where this is headed isn’t it? We’re going to be discussing whether he completed the process of the clap and completed a non-clap football move.

Whatever standard they decide on, I just hope it’s reviewable.

I look forward to the day when the rulebook takes four pages to define a clap.