If the bars in Dodger Stadium don’t start selling “Negrónis” made with blood orange vermouth and garnished with lemongrass, they’re missing a wonderful marketing opportunity…

He’s a role model for every high school kid, surviving a cock block on the way to second base.

Drew, this was hysterical. To go to all the trouble of writing a WYTS for a team that’s not real is simply genius. 

Well, at least no one’s dad died watching the Titans lose!

Nashville is the spiritual home of every suburban girl who claims to be “country at heart” because she owns cowboy boots and her parents are racist.

The most damning thing I can think of about the Titans is that, on any Sporcle quiz in which you need to identify NFL teams, the Titans are always the least-guessed.

+1 for making me chuckle at those club names, but not being sure if they’re made up

Honestly the best bar stool sports content I’ve ever seen. 

Right but I’m assuming the fortunes of Ifflewick Town FC or Dagsblood and Eelbane United don’t generally impact on who Manchester City can add from year to year. 

How’d you get a picture of Kershaw through Vin Scully’s eyes?

I had to reread the 2nd and 3rd paragraphs a couple times to make sure I correctly understood what happened.

Just another example that we need to keep Washington out of the business of health care!

This feels like a good time to mention that the Buccaneers won the Ed Block Courage Award NFL Athletic Training Staph of the Year for 2013.

A Colt with a broken leg? Absolutely Barbaric.

Alexi Lalas stuck in an impossible-to-defend position? what are the fucking odds

Add this to the ever-mounting evidence that the only interesting thing about Lalas is that he used to have crazy hair.

Out of respect, all local Taco Bells have ordered their flags to be flown at half más

If the Fresno Grizzlies do not proceed with the Taco Truck Throwdown and competitive eating contest on Saturday this means that the tacos will have won.

There’s no reason for anyone to have more than two guitars: an acoustic and an electric.

“Told him he was bad at it” - Mrs. Hutchings.