not just sports media; the New York Times itself spent all of 2016 hyping butter emails

the new helmet doesn’t fit right; it gives him a headache; the chinstrap feels weird; he can’t see his periphery (which makes him more vulnerable to big hits and less likely to track the ball in the air); the league’s “health and safety” initiative is bogus and just an attempt to limit liability; there’s no such thing…

Let us not dwell on the question of how a strained calf managed to become a high ankle injury

“I’m squeezing and waiting for help.”

Look at the lady in the first row next to Adam Silver. That is serial killer level of chill.

If this poor guy didn’t have bad himself, he wouldn’t have any himself at all.

Layer Cake is the best movie most people haven’t seen. It’s largely why Daniel Craig got the James Bond role.

Strong disagree. Everyone knows magic’s top film is The Prestige.

He missed an opportunity to use "getting ran over by a Buss" for #59 on every list.

Surprised Philadelphia isn’t on there.

Also, you don’t form a union because your boss is an asshole. You do it because your company is owned by The Chernin Group and collective bargaining is going to offer you a lot more protection than a real nice boss.

Everybody knows certified fork lift drivers can get it up, are responsible with their load, and don’t pull out prematurely.

It’s like I always say, the hardest part about being a certified fork lift driver is all the women that want to have sex with me. 

unfortunately if we stopped using things from companies who do bad things is that we would be naked, homeless, starving, diseased, and bored

Leave it to Billy to deliver the most unbearable take of the day. I mean even Phil Mushnick would read this and think, what a dick. 

Cheech still holds the honor of being the All-Time Highest Mexican (American).

He’s not winning shit in Arizona without Luis Gonzalez ‘roided to the bejesus belt.

Since he retired from baseball, Schilling hasn’t done anything that would suggest he’d be a capable member of society, let alone Congress.

BTW, I love that no team with a Bellinger has missed the World Series. Clay played four seasons, three with the 99-01 Yankees and last with the 2002 Angels, and his son is 2/2 with the Dodgers thus far.

James Shields was a clubhouse leader and ate up a lot of innings, so it’s really impossible to say who won the White Sox/Padres trade.  Impossible