I’m so old I remember when this dude was called Wily Mo Pena

That stance is so open that it would be considered indecent in the 1940s.

Just goes to show you that the rules don’t apply to Rich guys.

I’m not a Panthers fan, but I did once work at CMU, whose business school is named after Tepper. That august institution is home to a statue of a guy literally chiseling himself from a rock, just some straight up Randian shit. I guess what I’m saying is fuck David Tepper.

I know a lot of people are going to be making jokes about this Werder’s physical appearance, and I just want to point out that it’s not okay to body-shame. This is true even of demographics not usually subject to body-shaming, because, if we’re being honest with ourselves, nobody likes a hypocrite. And maybe the world…

The laptop that Cam Newton stole in college is technologically more advanced than 95% of North Carolina. 

This is going to be the entire GOP as soon as Trump leaves office. Same way W was completely forgotten when they rebranded as the Tea Party.

I do at least get a kick out of the fact that as usual Trump claims Mooch was only ever on television at all because of him, despite the fact Trump discovered Mooch by watching Fox News in the first place.

Triple-double? I’m not that impressed, I start every day with a double-double.

Wow, I haven’t seen a stance that open since Tony Batista, but hey, if it works, you do you!

I knew without looking that the game was in Phoenix.  Griner only does this kind of shit at home.  

Reds’ record against division opponents this year:

Of course Cashman supports law enforcement. Ever notice all those thin blue lines on Yankee jerseys?

Thank you all for the correction, I was mistaken.

No foreskin on that lad, relegating Antonio Brown to today’s second most talked about helmet.

Of course they’re not going to let him play with the same helmet he’s played in his whole career. A Steelers helmet would look stupid with a Raiders uniform.

Low key best part is Brown painting his helmet similar to the Raiders colors and trying to sneak it on field like some cartoon villain wearing a mop to pretend they have long hair. 

So, does the NFL do anything at all to help out a player having a mental health crisis or are they just on their own for that?

Dubbed the “big flush,” every toilet and urinal will be flushed at the same time as all the faucets in the stadium are turned on.

I look forward to watching Jackie Earle Haley portray him in “Bangs And Changs: The Mark Davis Story.”