This is the only logo I can think of that’s not in upper case, which is pretty cool!

I kind of got at this in the other thread, but Dragons isn’t generic at all. The sum total of Dragons in American pro and college sports are the Reds’s A team and Drexel. It’s unique!

I’m glad the XFL has gone down the fierce reptiles route. For some reason, snakes, dragons, etc. are all wildly underrepresented in sports team names. I only support Guardians if it’s a reference to Patience and Fortitude (the lions outside the New York Public Library on Bryant Park).

This was making rounds on Twitter the other week. His accent sounds like a parody of itself.

The biggest tell that the actor who plays Nate is Australian is that he has no fucking clue what to do with a football in his hands.

Also, I’m sorry, but if you’ve been in public life for nearly 50 years, “I can’t teleprompter!” isn’t an excuse. 

I pride myself on my Guy Remembering skills, but I’ve gotta confess: I have absolutely never heard of Adam Rosales at all. His wiki page doesn’t mention super speed home run trots, but it sure does mention the time he was DFA’d three times in 11 days.

I drink a bunch of kind of fancy whole bean shit at home and I have to be honest, I think the Dunkin brand at work tastes at least as good (probably because they make it strong enough to strip paint).

I don’t think this really proves anything that we didn’t already know. It makes a lot of sense that most Mexicans would rather play in Mexico (no visas, everyone speaks your language, etc.), unless they were good enough to play in a truly top league. Like, who’s the top Argentine scorer in Brazil? I dunno—probably…

Jesus beats Muhammad, because Jesus has a place in Islam (he’s a prophet) but not vice versa. 

Clay Bellinger has more World Series rings than Vlad Sr., Fernando Tatis Sr., Craig Biggio, and Dante Bichette combined!

Ooh, former Pirate. 

Let’s Remember Some Other Guys who came up and hit a bunch of homers immediately:

My kind of argument! I love it.

1991, sure; 2000, definitely not. If you want to do it by pure WAR, Bonds was 4th in the NL, behind Todd Helton, Andruw Jones and Randy Johnson (in 1991, he was actually 2nd in the NL in WAR, but whatever).

If you look at MVP/Cy Young voting from before, let’s say, like 2008, there’s always some dude who came in like 9th in voting despite having 8 WAR.

Is he even moderately familiar with Roxane Gay or her public persona? She’s not really the sort of person who lets herself get intimidated.

Yes, that’s what I’m saying. There’s no “there” there other than what Equinox signifies.

My point is that this is true of literally hundreds, if not thousands, of US corporations and I don’t understand what Equinox did to get the special attention.

I need someone to explain to me why Equinox—a gym with, in the grand scheme of things, very few locations—is suddenly the center of a controversy about its owners being Trump supporters. Scratch just about any American corporation and you’ll find equally, if not more, odorous people than Stephen Ross. Is it just…