Chris Hovan is the guy I always think of when I think of excessive eye black usage.

Meh, what am I supposed to do? I fell in love with the team in the early 2000s and supported them through the Adam and Andy LaRoche years. Can’t get worse than that!

Kanter was a key part of my ~*~fantasy basketball~*~ championship. Turns out there’s no category for “destroyed on the pick and roll,” which really helps.

Are you sure this happened? The Pirates were the class of the league in the ‘70s. The ‘50s, however...

As a Pirates fan, yes, the Pirates booth is an embarrassment, but, frankly, wouldn’t you be testy if you were Greg Brown?

David Robinson famously went to the Naval Academy; therefore, he is a troop.

What about David Robinson?

This is pretty offensive bad faith, because the traditional prison system and the immigrant detention system are two sides of the same coin and the same “well, they’re a “bad person” so they deserve whatever happens to them” impulse animates both.

I don’t know how sustainable a long term strategy that is. Having people hate the face of your business is basically the exact same thing as having people hate your business. If people hate Goodell, they’re not going to care that the owners are pulling the strings when they turn off the NFL.

But was his ass in the jackpot?

Truly a Hope, Jobs and Cash for 2019.

Skaters are dumber than dogshit, which I say as a compliment.

This is exactly what will happen.

El Tráfico is hilarious! That’s a great pun! 

Anyway, I’m not Catholic. I don’t really care if some guy in a funny collar has sex.

Maynard James Keenan

Gotta say, Glenn Sparkman is a real Apollo Program, Gus Grissom-ass name. (As is Ned Yost, for that matter).

Some guy was loudly snoring on one of my calls today. Was it you?

lol

Numbers are cool and all, but I really do honestly think that they should go full soccer and let them wear their first names on the back of the jersey if they want. No one who’s not a league employee or a broadcaster has called him “James” in nearly two decades.