This is the most cash shit you can possibly talk. She literally said “it’s only cheating if you get caught!”

MKG’s dad is somewhat famously dead :(

Does LeBron-leaving-Miami count? I know they didn’t win the title in his last year there, but I think it otherwise matches up.

I do kind of love seeing “cheese” slotted in there right between “blue” and “cotija.”

Are you familiar with the Fugitive Slave Act?

But his 280 character arguments don’t even hold up!

True story: I got drunk and bought that card for the very reasonable price for $19.99 on eBay and now I have it in my office. It makes me extremely happy, except when I have to explain why I’m such a big Mark Jackson fan.

This is absolutely 100% true. The likelihood your email is filled with typos, bizarre capitalization, sentence fragments, abbreviations no one knows, non-thoughts, etc. absolutely scales with your compensation. Some of the emails I get from senior bankers (the absolute worst about this in my experience) are just...not…

On any other team, Ray McDonald would have been by far the worst citizen, but he’s never actually murdered anyone, so...

It remains absurd that LeBron wasn’t the ‘15 Finals MVP. His best teammate was either Timofey Mozgov or Tristan Thompson!

They do lean into it, but there’s this persecution complex thing that Yankees fans don’t do.

To be honest, I find the Yankees much more palatable than the other hate-able baseball teams, because your average Yankees fan knows people hate the Yankees and leans into it. There’s no “actually you don’t understand how what we have here is special,” there’s no “we’ve figured out a smarter way to play,” there’s just…

It’s going to be fascinating/terrifying to see where everyone goes on climate between now and 2028 (i.e., two elections from now). The youth are going to be incredibly radical on this issue and I don’t really think that even milllenials (me) are going to be ready for it, to say nothing of Gen X.

I lived in Philly for a few years and, buddy, let me tell you, I still never figured out how to pronounce that.

My apologies. I’m generally pro-bike (or at least anti-car).

Did you live near Pittsburgh? A “Pittsburgh salad” (actually a thing you’ll see on menus) has fries and usually chicken on it (also presumably ranch dressing, because why not?).

As a Western PA native who used to play sports against Mars High School, I can safely say the only good thing about that town, other than the name, is that their sports teams are the Mars Planets.

Okay, Lance.

I was thinking of the former Seattle Seahawks defensive lineman, personally. 

Seems well timed, though. Hard to strike when school isn’t in session.