I think that Uwe Boll might not actually realize the difference between the two Paul Andersons, and as such it’s easy for him to imagine that there is a feud with PT Anderson (the wrong Paul Anderson in this case).

“And one of the central tropes of Batman stories is that Batman refuses to kill people, so it’s a bit jarring to see the Batmobile raid on the chemical plant, where Batman appears to kill goons with bombs.”

Follow-up newswire: People of Saudi Arabia immediately demand film ban be reinstated.

“[various sound effects/music made only with mouth sounds]”

“ . . . the last woman to be publicly executed in Iceland in 1830.”

Nick Gillard’s choreography for the whole prequel trilogy is just amazing. He designed a unique fighting style for each character which probably did a better job of establishing their characters than most of the dialogue did.

Goldblum somehow finds a way.

He’s right. Hopefully it would end with a stiletto to the junk.

OHHHH GOOD FOR YOU!

Hey, I look like Christian Bale now!

“[T]he Star Wars producers decided to cleverly conceal the freighter under some plastic tarps inside a circle of storage containers...”

Dora The Exploder

BURN HER ANYWAY

This was actually much more successful than the Wicker Man Honey promotion.

“Nobody knew that healthcare could be so complicated....I have to tell you, it’s an unbelievably complex subject.”

Fun fact: there’s a Bollywood Othello

This video essay is super relevant.

Whoever wins, we lose.

They should go the Suicide Squad route. Give every character a bunch of dumb tattoos and play over 100 hit pop songs during the 180 minute long movie. Think how cool Mr. Fantastic would look with “Stretchy” tattooed on his forehead.

I am all for this reboot, because the improvements in technology since 2015 means Kate Mara can be equipped with a far more believable wig for the inevitable reshoots.