No.

Tickle Me Neo

Well, that’s boring.
I thought he’d be wearing Br’er Rabbit on his shirt or something.

We all stream down here.

You mean I won’t have to hire children to accomplish the same dangerous task?

Remember when there were rumors that Matt Lauer was going to takeover when Trebek finally retired?  Dodged that bullet.

The censors wouldn’t like it when he cursed out contestants who missed easy questions.

Have you considered that the curse was released, but the world is already so unbearably shitty that the effects were imperceivable?

The Joaqer

I think it’s like the ‘G’ spot.

“Are you still watching?”

There will definitely be recommendations of other movies you might like during the credits.

As long as the next movie doesn’t begin before I can even get out of my seat.

Salieri was highly regarded in his time, but almost nothing from his entire long career of composition, in any genre, remains in the repertoire today, because Mozart (and Haydn, Beethoven, Schubert) wrote music immensely greater and more satisfying.

With a Bronson Pinchot cameo, I hope!

I guess you might call this “method producing.”

Still not as horrifying as Edward Scissorhands Teaches Masturbation.

The best part is that he was playing against a minister in that show and afterwards the minister came up and thanked Ken for being faster on the buzzer. He was just about to ring in with the same response, and didn’t want to have to explain it to the old bitties at church when he got back.

I’m sorry, you forgot to phrase your tax reform plan in the form of a question.

Related...I have a tramp stamp of Mr. Rogers.