I think I was going to explode if you guys didn't cover this story. Thank you for giving it the attention it deserves. Kathleen Hale is a deeply disturbed person. It's horrifying to see so many people—including writers I thought highly of—defend her actions. If she had been a man, no one would be calling her piece…

TL;DR: Author can't get over perceived slight, becomes terrifying stalker.

Well, that explains why the blogger was anonymous. Because apparently authors are fucking nuts.

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Wow. You really nailed me there. That's precisely why we aren't friends anymore.

My father-in-law only had to deal with a few stragglers at the end, and apparently he was prepared for that eventuality - he had a car service on call. His place was in Sleepy Hollow, NY, and since 99% of the guests lived in NYC it all turned out ok. Although I pity some of those cab drivers...

I tried but she was a devout Catholic. And she insisted that whoever she marry be a virgin too so I can't imagine the night went that well. She insisted on many things in a husband and that was a big one.

You're putting on a big party for friends and family. Then, when it's all done, just the two of you, please take a moment and fuck a bit to celebrate and relax before passing out.

Thank you.

This was literally my favorite movie in high school. I loved its cheesiness, the just-missed-the-mark jokes ("I must visit that shop again, when I have more time!" says Geena Davis as she plows through a village on a cart pulled by horses that's destroying everything in its path), and the fact that there was a BAD ASS…

We actually cleaned out a car my mom had and found a french fry in the back seat. No one had ridden in the backseat except me, when I was smaller, like 4, 5 YEARS before, and that fry was as golden and crunchy looking as the day it fell down.

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Keeping your pet hamburgers in jars is unspeakably cruel, Morgan Spuckluck, you are a bad man.

Look, if we're going to say that Okra is food, it's really hard to deny McDonald's.

Anyone who has ever found a wayward french fry under a seat while cleaning out their car knows that McDonald's food does not rot. We're onto you, McDonald's!

"Burt Reynolds' kiss makes you gay."

Not for long.

Really, though: who among us hasn't done that?

Thank you for your tireless dedication to journalism, sir.