You KNOW it's not gonna be a real banh mi. Like Drew Magary said:

FAIR ADVANCE WARNING: I'm about to pull a Republican-style joke out of my ass because I am so fucking horrified that the geniuses behind Taco Bell are about to ruin another world cuisine goddamn delight:

Subway would find a way to fuck it up SO much worse than Taco Bell, probably by slathering it in repurposed peat moss labeled as "avocado" and toasting it in a static oven that turned the bread into a crumbly disaster.

Sterling generously donated to the collection that was taken for the church's work in Africa with people with those AIDS.

Reverend: Donald thank you for joining us. Take a seat wherever you like.

His generosity of spirit doesn't stop there; he also brought 8 pairs of unshined shoes, 7 lightly-soiled cashmere sweaters, and a pair of linen pants that need mending.

I think Sterling calls this "shopping."

His father is apparently a tool, despite what was a fairly squeaky -clean image when he was doing his sitcom. (Thicke was a womanizing tool, Cameron became a Jeezus-freak, and Tracy Gold was anorexic. WTF went on on that set?!)

Couldn't resist

When I'm asked if I've found Jesus, I reply, "What? Have you lost him AGAIN?"

While working in a bookstore, I once caught a customer going through the romance section, turning any faced out books backward. When I stopped her, she began to berate me for allowing pornography and sex books to be facing out for any young person to see. I calmly explained that it was corporate policy and they…

Before I started actually baking, I worked front of house at a bakery. I was helping a woman who mentioned something about Jesus, then asked "do you know him ?" The conversation went all

I'm glad all of the Chinese have been saved, that's a load off my worry plate.

But that's the trick with prophecies - the hearer who takes them to heart does everything to fit that narrative. Have we learned nothing from Voldemort, people?!

Frankly, the most shocking thing GRRM can do at this point is "JUST THIS ONCE ROSE, JUST THIS ONCE, EVERYBODY LIVES!"

Careful, now. Don't scare the nice robot. :P

If masturbating ruins the entire point of a relationship for you, you have serious relationship issues.

Because it's about you? because you want to and he doesn't? Because you need to relax without worry about his pleasure? because you're bored? because a thousand things?

Also "what's the point of the relationship?" seriously? the ONLY point is sex?