lolwut? but, bro, please tell me true. u mad?

And again, I think it's because we're expected to be emotionally dependent and nurturing. We're supposed to want them to stay and probably even make breakfast. We're automatically supposed to want them more. Fucking boo to that.

For realz.

Exactly. Preach it.

All I'm doing is objectively stating what I do and do not like in a sexual experience. I didn't say anything about men in general or even men with small penises as a group. What am I doing wrong?

Can someone please come pick up their crying child?

Yikes. Sounds like two self-absorbed hipsters tried to have the quirkiest wedding ever. They did nothing to plan for the basic needs/comfort/enjoyment of their guests. I hope they got their twee little pictures on some stupid blog at least.

Oh, fuck yes. Like 'Imagine Me & You' but with a mime. I'll produce it.

Poor form. You can't unfriend someone and then show up to their wedding just to hang out with other friends. Even if it's a tacky affair, you should show up with good intentions. I can't believe you wanted to ruin her wedding over a petty fb fight. Lame.

Take a bow.

I applaud your good judgement, tom dunne.

Totally. It's just another way that misogynists deny our humanity. Fuck that. I'm not a creature designed to cater to men's needs. I'm a human person. I have visceral desires. I want a big dick. Deal with it.

I think that as women we're expected to be emotionally dependent and nurturing. We're supposed to be "above" judging men's bodies. If we don't enthusiastically accept tiny dicks, we're being bad women.

But it's like roulette, it could happen any one of those 200 times.

uuuuugh I encountered a micro-penis in college once. It was not a great night. It was just so so tiny and awkward. The nail in the coffin was that he was TERRIBLE at cunnilingus. Just awful at it. He also wouldn't leave my apartment until 12:30pm the next day and made me look at his interior decorating ideas on his…

I snagged my feminist vegetarian dudeofthedead with this one http://www.food.com/recipe/pasta-p….

I can tell you from experience that god damned chicken does not work.

idk what this is, but i WANT IT

Sounds like we had the exact same job, except mine was a burger joint in CA. It was an open secret that the boss was fucking one of the high school kids. She got pregnant and he bought her a car. The whole thing was gross. And that is why I say FUCK SMALL TOWNS FOREVER. I'd rather watch a homeless dude sleep in his…

I always love to note that people who rant about "victim persona" usually betray their own pervasive sense of false victimhood. It wasn't my fault that I raped that woman, she assaulted me with her careless drinking and revealing clothing!