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You had me at Double Down. I fucking love that disgusting sandwich.

Shenanigans. He looks like after surgery MJ, not before surgery MJ. That's not how sperm works!

Oh the loofa, no doubt about it! The loofa will prevent any unfortunate bee situations from kicking off.

If only someone curd have been their for him. I just can brielieve it.

hahahaha I can't

He betrayed his native cheese!!!!

Oh shit lol this is unrelated but so worth it. This came up IMMEDIATELY when I searched Swiss cheese.

You know his given name is Swiss? He changed it when he moved to LA. Man, he used to do such good work. Now he can't even keep it together to shoot a Lifetime movie. Sad really.

Unfortunately production has halted on Cheese and Ham. Rumor has it that a clash of diva personalities between the leads is to blame.

I'm sorry but Nicole Kidman just has none of the qualities of Grace Kelly. She's talented and certainly beautiful, but literally nothing about her reminds me of Grace Kelly. I don't think she has the right bearing or I guess 'essence' at all.

I love avocados and I grew up in a rural area. Yeah what you're saying makes complete sense as far as controlling their supply chain. I wouldn't be surprised if they already do to some extent.

Pretty kitties!

So you want a photoperiod of L:D = 24:0? I'm not sure that's what you're getting at is it?

I think you need to take into consideration that a typical avocado grove looks like this. There are a lot of reasons you can't just move that inside and grow it with lights.

I already explained this to you, but you're not picking up what I'm throwing down so I'll lay it out one more time.

Oh man. I seriously giggled when you said churlish and immature. Whew. I have no problem laying in to you. I tried to make a point. You conflated the issue, then didn't do yourself any favors by admitting your prejudices. You pranced out every awkward phrase you ever read in an old book. It didn't get us anywhere, but…

You are literally blowing my mind right now. Do you really believe that you can't be racist if you are not white?

I'm sorry I couldn't resist coming back for one more thing. You see, you keep painting yourself into a corner.

Look I'd love to do this with you all night, but I have to eat pasta, watch cartoons, and generally carry on with my life. You're gonna have to keep justifying your not-racism against English speakers and pretentious notions about slang all on your own. Feel free to use every new word you learned in your first year of…