I think your problem is that your keep assuming your the smartest person in the room. Yeah I get that meat and wheat are imagery. I was mocking you for jumping back and forth between food imagery, both of which were overly pedantic. It didn't add anything to your argument.

So is my argument wheat or meat? I can't keep up with your pedantic rambling.

If you have to explain how you're not racist, then you're fucking up somewhere. And if said explanation, includes, "I judge people who say guac", then you're an asshole.

So you think slang is a sign of poor character? My apologies Mrs. Havisham. I'm sure you never say "taxi cab" when you mean "taximeter cabriolet" or "velcro" when you really mean "velour crochet".

PET PIC PARTY!

Thankyou. He made a fool of himself.

Oh, Justin, honey. It's ok. We all make bad choices.

It kind of blows my mind how much people monitor every second of their pet's lives in this country. You do realize that in many countries dogs as well as cats are allowed to roam at will, right? The main reason we don't allow dogs to roam in this country is not for their own well being, but because they are large…

Touche.

Me too. Get that shit out of my guac.

and "avocado sauce" is more authentic HOW?

Well their food is a disgusting sham in general so calling their guac "not that good" is actually quite a compliment.

False. It is dog food for people.

What. is. this?

That is a beautiful story. Kudos to your mom for being generous of spirit and teaching a valuable lesson. Also, yay for dogs getting homes!

I want to party with you.

I'm calling shenanigans on this right now.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Let's collaborate on our own advice book. We can call it "Your Boobies: a Guide to Unlocking Your Premarital Potential".

I think they're just dressed like that because they're at someones wedding? I think?