We'll have to buy a lot of fudge to ... get ... free ... fudge?

Towel rack, dad.

Yes! I find that getting sex "out of the way" so to speak is a good way to get grounded and figure out if you actually like someone or if you're just really horny.

Dammit, I just realized we can't until the 11th. That's probably the only reason there aren't about 2,000,000,000 1 star reviews and 15 5 star reviews. Worry not. When the time comes, I'll be there.

You guys, you guys, YOU GUISE. There are ZERO reviews for this book on Amazon. Maybe there should be ...

You obviously don't know what pedantic means.

Once again you respond with an insane amount of aggression while avoiding any salient points entirely. You keep reading stuff into it that's not there which REALLY says a lot more about you than me. I'm not passive aggressive at all. I said exactly what I meant. I don't think you know what "passive aggressive" means.…

Invisible windstorm *whoooooosh*

It's also insane how much you projected in your answer. I was trying to have a discussion with you about the merits of participation trophies. You turned it into something totally different.

I love that you can't attack my argument so you attack me. Brilliant work.

Dear Susan,

ETA: I'm also a little saddened that you view a child's participation on a sport team as "just showing up."

Tell me how you get these arms, Lupita! Tell me your secrets!

It's not a prize. It's just memorabilia. That doesn't make it "bullshit." It's nice to have a keepsake. It really doesn't have any affect on how prepared kids will be for the 'real world'.

I don't get why people are always upset about participation trophies. I think you need to give kids a bit more credit. They have a realistic idea of what a participation trophy is. They don't get one of those and think they accomplished something extraordinary. They get a participation trophy and just feel happy about…

The incorrect use of pronouns was maddening. However, this movie is technically a period piece. I think that was done purposefully to reflect the reality of the 80s.

Jesus christ, take it up with the writer! Leto did a competent job with the material given. In fact, according to him he toned down the character quite a bit to try and make her more realistic.

I literally teared up at the last one. What the fuck is wrong with people? If you can't be a decent person, can you at least be a QUIET person?

Seriously. She seems to think that kids are the end-all be-all that we should all be focusing our energy on. Personally, I do not want the next generation to be a bunch of entitled little fucks that think the world revolves around them. You probably couldn't rely on them to take care of us later anyway. Teach them…

Whoa. But are there Satanic cults now?