Well, the second one sounds ok? I think? Also later "Mexican armpits" and "Iceporn Tits" came up. What is the internet????

The theme of the post was WORST so I drudged up the worst. There were plenty of good to middling hookups that I didn't share. Fear not, gentle Ra.

"Normal changes". :(

I see your point. I don't think that's what it means in the context of my relationship. I don't think it means a whole lot at all. We saw it in porn and thought it would be hot. Sometimes it is. Most of the time it seems silly though. We've actually discussed it and if it means anything to us it's this: I don't think…

It's not that weird. If the girl is ok with it why should we care?

It's sake ... I'll show myself out now.

This site says a lot of scary stuff about bones. Then it says it will be ok. But then it says you have to be super careful about your bones. Idk. I'm still freaked out.

Oh I have no idea. I heard that stat once and was horrified. I never asked follow up questions.

He wasn't the sharpest tool in the shed. It was pretty priceless to watch the light bulb slowly turn on, the horror creep into his face, the stuttering. Tequila helped take the sting out of the situation.

It's actually not impossible. I will say that he was from Southern Ca and was visiting my university to visit his cousin. His first name was Jeremy.

You gotta put up a solid wall of bitchface in these situations. If that fails turn a full 180 degrees. No words, just stone cold freezeout.

Shit, this could be a commercial for MySpace.

Mother of god. If we ever meet IRL the first round is on me.

1/10 would not feed again.

Well it would but I've been off the market since my all time career high of Bar Night Wins.

Maybe I should clarify that reggae night at this pub had a $1 Red Stripe special every Tuesday. It also had a back patio that didn't discriminate what you were smoking. You can get real into reggae after 5 Red Stripes. HOORAY BEER!

I had a guy ask me out on a date over fb instant message. He was cute and I'd met him a few times so I said sure. He met me at the bar and walked right up to me. I smiled until he asked me, "Hey, where's Dani?". He had confused my name with my roommate's name, which is only different by a couple letters. He thought he…

#kinjaproblems

Well, they take up your nutrients and deplete your calcium. I'm always freaked out by that. A baby basically gets it's bones by taking away the mother's bones. A woman has something like 10% less bone density after pregnancy. *Shudder* Yeah I'm not doing that. Ever.

I don't know. It depends ... are you serious?