Well it worked for this guy approximately 45 minutes later, just not with me.

Well sounds like you dodged a bullet then. That still sucks about the cab fare though. What a douche.

Good point Tom. I will let you in on a lady secret, though. Sometimes we ladies just want to go to sleep and/or have someone gtfo of our apartment. We do what we gotta do to make that happen. The time and energy required to help someone become a better lover is usually reserved for long-term relationships.

Idk maybe he was progressive and didn't want to offend her sense of independence. I think dutch is perfectly acceptable for a first date.

He had a full card routine. He also had this sweet sweet facial hair.

Yeah the twitter handle is the exact same name. Check it out. It's a sad window into a disturbed existence.

They were pretty nice about looking into it and he hasn't bothered me since yesterday. Idk if that means they suspended him or what but things are working out. They asked for links to any of his offensive posts and boy did I have a lot to share!

Well it's been a good 5-6 years. You would think that if oral was really all you had, you would be damn sure to get good at it. Here's hoping.

Lol you don't even know. He was attractive but he kept talking about Depeche Mode (this was in 2008) and how they had an awesome offshoot band.

Would it make you more or less sad to know that he was so aggressively terrible at reciprocating oral sex that I faked so I could go to sleep? Epilogue to this tale that I forgot but now I remember and is hilarious. My same friend (that went home with the magician the other time) went home with this guy's cousin on…

Where to begin? Well I guess I have two stories. Both are short.

Seriously. I'm a wizened crone of a grad student. I have two 20 year old assistants that I manage. I feel like the grouchy mom at the sleepover. It's giggles and candy and nonsense about boys all fucking day. Not about sex, but about what guys 'mean' when they 'say things'. ??? I love them, I really do, but it is…

Underwhelmed?

She looks like a muppet being electrocuted.

lol just for the one hour.

Well you DO know he has advanced degrees in psychology, several sciences and business right? How dare you ask him to reference anything he learned in approximately 10 years of grad school!

Oh god, thank you hahahahaha. He's taken to following me around Jez and I've had to report him and dismiss him off a bunch of random stuff. What a sad sad life some people lead. Oh man, this twitter makes my day. Totally worth it.

LINK ME PLEASE! I PROMISE YOU MY FIRSTBORN!

Seriously! Where is bettyshootinbirds when you need her?

You are very clearly following my posts. Neither I nor the moderators are going to buy this line of bullshit. It wasn't difficult to do a quick run through your posts and find: misogyny, anti-semitism, racism, body shaming, and trans-phobia, and most relevantly you responding to obscure posts within threads that I've…