darcyofthedead
darcyofthedead
darcyofthedead

And this is never going to be a viable hairstyle.

Really? An article about what an incorrigible rake Sheen is? This is a feminist website. Get out of here with that shit! That man is an awful sociopath that abuses women. I do not give a fuck about his marriages and certainly don't want to read about how amusing you find him.

I feel much the same. I participate in a yearly 5k. I'm somewhat interested in beating my time from last year. Mostly, I do it because I have a group of friends who do it and we go get a beer after. The beer is by far the best part. Other than that, I find myself completely uninterested in running. It's like ... I did

Thank you! That aetheist/true believe analogy is the best thing I've ever heard. I actually really enjoy exercise and hit the gym at least three times a week. You couldn't pay me to run. It. is. the. worst. I spent a summer running/jogging three times a week. Not only is it completely unpleasant, but I never lost

Dear god. I can just see it now.

I bet you're real fun at parties.

I was personally victimized by Monster In Law.

I have actually seen The Backup Plan. The nightmares still come.

I suspect that's because it is.

It's riding the line into Derilicte.

Jesus Christ this is entirely too much underwear for one woman.

True story: I forgot Starsky and Hutch under the seat of my car for a month. They tried to fine me $106 in late fees. I said, "No, this movie sucked," and never returned to that Long's. I guess I should be praying that the DA doesn't pick up the case now.

I don't understand why she didn't just pull over, walk him to the back of the bus, then finish her route. Also, why wasn't there an aide for the kid with disabilities? This woman was out of line. However, it also seems like the school failed to provide the necessary care required for safe transportation of this child

Huzzah! Now I can enact my 5-year make-Ellen-Page-fall-in-love-with-me-and-be-my-wifey plan! No one tell my boyfriend!

How dare you.

Agreed. I'll also paraphrase another commenter. It's not as if guys meet a woman who does not want to have sex and think, "Damn I gotta lock this down with an engagement ring."

lewl I have serious reading comprehension problems. I thought you said the study made you uncomfortable.

Ahaha. I genuinely chuckled.

No way, dude. Boyfriend of the dead is holding out for a massive rock. That's how I know he's the one. I haven't had a conversation with him for more than 3 minutes and he seems to think holding a baby by the ankles is proper infant care, but his frigid transactional attitude toward sex is perfection. I know what