Or does it become AWESOME?

I'd rather get my milk from a cow that gives it freely than from a moody pretentious cow that requires a diamond. Just saying.

I think I love you, phone.

Yikes. Frosted lipstick needs to get back in the 90s where it belongs. That's definitely one trend that does NOT warrant a revival. Also, is the theme supposed to be the Arctic? Everyone looks like A) a fish, B) a furry Arctic animal, C) a glacier, or D) a person wearing long john underwear because they are in the…

Oh I know that! I just wonder what the genesis was.

lol seriously. The Alderian is the worst. He shows up and plays the sadsack for a while then gets in all kinds of passive aggressive trolling on feminism. Do not engage.

Ooooh, but I would definitely watch Iranian Footloose, the original and the remake.

The shoes are something Monica on Friends would wear.

I think it's considered a bit emasculating to give a man chocolate and flowers, which are the traditional Valentine's gifts. My dude freaking loves chocolate so I get them for him anyway, but in a plain white or gold box. I think most women I know try to reciprocate by cooking a nice meal, giving a card, or maybe…

There are plenty of comfortable shoes that are not those things. I just can't even.

Would watch and ugly cry into my Franzia.

Is everyone in Russia just smoking hot?

Oooh he was in The Wire? I never watched that! Pacific Rim is the perfect example for how I find him objectively handsome, but way to paternal to rally have a crush on. He is a beautiful man and a fine actor. He could be any super hero, really.

Lol ok, but when did we become aware? I think he's handsome but he's definitely not my type at all (too mature/paternal).

I can't decide if you're more racist or misogynist. I bet you have so many friends.

Apparently I missed the moment when we all started loving Idris Elba? When was it?

Well if you have a blanket and a pair of scissors you're more than halfway there.

HOW MANY MUPPETS HAD TO DIE FOR YOUR OUTFIT?

So, so many times.

And if you watch one video about honey bee sex, let it be this fabulous Isabella Rosselini educational video: