Bearded man, glasses ... reeeeed hair?

I could just stare at this promo image for four hours. Thank you.

This is especially funny to me as a CA resident. I don't think people realize that earthquakes are generally so mild, most of us don't realize they are happening. Typically a cabinet door might open and that's the only way we'll ever notice. If God is sending us messages via earthquake, it's probably something along…

Oh man Futurama is the best! Especially seasons 4 and 5.

And for the snarky misanthrope, might I recommend:

The Sopranos! 6 seasons of amazing.

Thunder.

I legitimately shed a tear. I don't really have words for how much I appreciate what she has done here.

This. Every part of this. I need it.

I think it resembles a scrotum a bit. It's overdone.

Did their stylist just literally walk out? This is terrible.

eeeewwwww

I've got plenty of my own ding dongs!

Behold: thelatestthing's attempts at trolling feminist boards.

You're too sad for life. I've got real life things to do now that are way less depressing than interacting with you. Goodbye. I hope you don't commit suicide.

STEP UP YOUR GAME, YOU SUCK AT THIS.

And the same to you, dear internet troll:

Hahaha. So what you're saying is that you are rubber, and I am glue? Sweet comeback. How DO you think this stuff up? You're the saddest troll I've ever seen.