Jesus christ. So many god damn trolls in this thread. Why are people even engaging with them?

This guys is obviously a troll. I don't know why everyone is engaging with him at length. He's managed to interject things specifically insulting to feminists in almost every post (language like "dear" "sweetie" "college bunnies" "harpy"). Also, why in the hell would a 50+ man end up on Jezebel to discuss real life…

I've only listened to your bitching for about 2 minutes and I never want to have sex with you either. If you actually do have a wife, she is a saint for sticking around.

One time I saw a dog. He was pretty cool. He looked like this.

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I'm really happy for you that you're feeling better and things are going well. If this person doesn't want to see you anymore, though, you just have to accept it and move on. There are at least a few people who will never talk to me again and I reached some sort of mental milestone where I just stopped caring about…

I really can't take you seriously if the opening line of your 15 page dissertation is "I'm a man and honestly enjoy women with extra fat because in a relationship they're snuggly." Cool story bro. Thanks for showing up and telling us about your penis feelings. I hope you find that perfect woman who is FIT and also…

This is the face of a woman who will 100% ram a car into a Kroger's for a third time.

I agree the school has some responsibility to rectify this situation. However, I don't think we should underestimate children. Kids are clever and clue in to the littlest things. There's no way to make them stop categorizing each other in some way. I went to a school with uniforms, which supposedly stop kids from…

I don't even know who James Blunt is.

Pink leather. Eeeeeeeeew.

No. JNCOs are the worst. They are worse than the revival of acid wash and mom jeans. They are worse than the sloppy high front worn out hemline sweaters.

what is a contra dance?

Hear, hear! If ever a public statue was calling out for guerrilla knitting, it's this guy!

This statue reminds me of the time I saw a homeless dude at my school. He looked totally normal and then he looked me and my friend dead in the eye and blurped up milk all over the front of himself and walked away.

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Yeah. It's this radical idea called gender equality. I won't use it's scarier name, 'feminism' so you won't feel too overwhelmed.

I got to conferences all the time where I'm one of maybe 15 women out of a hundred people. Maybe I should give up on my life and sue everyone in the industry.

You're like the Dolly Madison of accounting. Bravo, my bureaucratic chum!

But - as someone else pointed out - she left the cameras on in her own store. What an idiot!