Moves 1-52: touch him on the penis.

What park did you go to if you don't mind me asking? That kind of venue actually sounds right up our alley.

We do have friends who straight up made jungle juice for their wedding. Trust me, a good time was had by all!

WHAT IS UP WITH PEOPLE BLOWING SMOKE IN ANIMAL'S EARS? Why do they think that makes any sense at all! I used to always tell my friends to fucking cut it out, it's obviously just clogging up their ears with smoke for no reason!

In high school I blew smoke at my cat one time. He looked so absolutely disgusted with my behavior that I was immediately ashamed of myself. Poor classy kitty. I never tried to get him high again.

Thank you. Everyone is being so nice lol. I tried to talk to boyfriendofthedead about this and he kind of just rolled his eyes and said I was thinking too hard. It's nice to have some people appreciate the gravity of the situation and not act like I'm crazy. I also feel like if people have expectations they should…

Thank you that is helpful.

Thank you. I've been really stressing lately. I don't exactly come from money so my parents aren't going to be able to help. I'm actually fearful that they will try to help and put themselves further into debt because it's so important to them. As for my boyfriend's parents, I have no idea if they'll help us out.…

Lemme borrow those shoes.

@fuckingracheltice

Dear god. And this is why I'm trolling the web for used wedding dresses before I'm even engaged. (Don't look at me like that, we're looking at rings, we just can't afford one yet!). We can't even afford the stupid ring. I know for a FACT we can't afford the 'dress of my dreams'. It just makes sense to try and get…

@Evie Havok

Addressing youtube comments is directly cribbed from Lena Dunham's movie, Tiny Furniture. Sigh. I guess it's impossible to steal from yourself, but it does make its appearance on the show less than noteworthy. Then again, I find all of the characters insufferable so maybe that's why I don't care about their emotional…

Yes, yes, and more yes. This entire look.

Omg. I would drink her bathwater.

Love this girl. Something is a bit weird about her makeup here, though. Brow too strong?

Is it weird that this is pretty much what I want for an engagement ring?

If he gets it a third time it will surely come true.

I love dogs but they're not exactly the smartest. If he watches her all the time he could leave dosed treats on the trail to incapacitate the dogs. Of if he's a real sicko he could shoot them... Yeah I know I watch too many real crime procedurals. My mind goes to the most paranoid places.

You want to know what happened to nice stalkers? Women happened! Someday when there's no nice shy stalkers left she'll regret letting herself get stalked by all those rich cool guy stalkers.