Nope. Did not like.

Once in high school a friend of mine yelled, "THERE'S SUBWAY!" from the passenger seat. The driver was so excited by the proclamation that he yanked the wheel toward the sandwich shop. They hit the side of a pickup. Luckily no one was hurt and there was only minimal damage to the vehicles. I don't think it ever…

Yes, please.

Why does this drawing have the limbs of a humanoid spider???

So I think they're adorable and rewarding to the right owner. From what I've heard from friends who have/had one though, they are very catlike in these respects:

Heavens, no! NOT THE SPIDERS!

Please excuse me while I run World Market and buy out the inventory of this product.

Hey thanks for the good intentions (I presume). First of all we're not planning on kids so thanks, but no advice needed in that regards. Second, I'm just blowing off some steam at the frustration of seeing him struggle with some simple tasks. He is NOT useless, just inefficient at times. He is a good man and he is my…

I'd like to weigh in and say Milka is far superior to any of these things. If Milka made a chocolate spread I'd eat it all day long.

I definitely notice it! It also give me a scratchy throat any time I eat it, so I avoid it at all costs. I always think it's weird that no one else notices that it's is such BAD chocolate.

Oh FUCK, this just made my day!

My only tip is lots of patience and at some point acceptance. My cousin has a saying about relationships. A happy relationship follows a rule of 90% - 10%. When you find someone you want to make a go of things with, there should be 90% of them you just love and then 10% you decide you can live with. Boyfriendofthedead…

They're poking fun at his proclivity for playing drag, especially since the Madea character is a two-dimensional minstrel show of how he thinks black women can be used in comedy.

Exactly. I have a completely hands off policy. It's better for him so he learns how to do stuff and it's better for me so I don't get frustrated. Sometimes I need to open wine but it's getting better.

Also racist as all hell. I never watched it, but the scene with the Mexican family was described to me and I just can't. I can't even. It's like Sandler things it's ok to be racist as long as you use someone of that race as a puppet for your offensive jokes.

Eh no. No.

Oh my god. It's all so clear now why boyfriendofthedead can't do a god damned thing without two pages of instructions. His mother is so hyper domineering that she trained all independent problem solving out of him. It's frustrating because I don't have the time, energy, or inclination to harass him through every basic…

Truth. You can tell a lot about a person by the movies they like. I dated a guy that thought The Mating Habits of the Earthbound Human was like the funniest movie ever. He made me watch it and when I didn't laugh at the jokes, he rewound it and played parts again so I would see and and "get" it. It was fucking brutal.

He's making a product and selling it. He's putting in the absolute least amount of time and creative effort necessary to complete what is technically a movie. He knows his name and cheap gags will fill the seats so he's free to do the absolute bare minimum. The laziness is so blatant it's offensive to the viewer.

Oh, that guy. I love that guy!