Yes, but let's play it sassy. "Mesozoic? Murder my vagina!"

No! That is not a cryptic animal! GET OUT!

wtf is nopetapus?

HEY, I PAID $20 DOLLARS FOR THESE TWO ENTREES! I DESERVE TO ENJOY MY LUCKY CHARM ENCRUSTED WHISKEY BIT SHRIMPS IN PEACE!

I have an internet crush on you.

Oh, man. You fucked up! How could you let him get away?!? :(

Me too! The creepiest is when they are tangentially related to an acquaintance of mine. It's like they spend all day trolling through their niece's friend list and sending out disgusting messages.

I keep trying to tell my well-intentioned friend that messaging women of hispanic descent with openers like, "Hola, mami! You're damn fine!" is making him come off as a complete creep. He literally cannot take a step back and analyze how he's being perceived. I've tried to explain it to him but he keeps butting his…

God made these lips for blowing.

I'm going to save a screenshot of this comment. I'm going to wait until two weeks after this movie comes out. Then I'm going to show you the screenshot.

but only by accident on purpose accidentally of course

Agreed. And may I add:

She's moved on from having JTT's old hair from the 90s to having Aaron Carter's old hair from the 90s!

Is anyone else tired of halo rings?

Why did she kill her ginger friend???

I love everything happening with her makeup right here. Flawless.

Yes, Shemar. Yes, I do love you in gray.

I think he's actually attempting to hold a conversation by replying to himself now. What a sad, sad man.

Dooooo iiiiiiiiiiit. Well, maybe not. It's hard to imagine a tasteful way to do that although the idea in theory is somewhat humorous.